cellulite removal products

so i tried the cellulite patches... by nivea still too early to say if they work.. im using it with the goodbye cellulite cream, and nivea slim cream... im only doing this bcz i think exercise and diet will not help retain my skins elasticity.. n like most vain ppl.. i don't want to look old and haggard... i hope i look like my granny when im her age.. most ppl just tawt she was my mother!... i also tried the dove cashmere silk deodorant i use it at night bcz i read it causes you to perspire less.. i use tom's of Maine deodorant in the day as it doesn't have residue but it didn't help with the perspiration.. but using dove deodorant at night does help and its also slowly but surely making my underarms area softer and smoother..